Just FYI

The Japanese garage-rock/punk/blues group Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, and in particular their 1998 album Gear Blues, rock so hard that they will shake your tiny, pathetic world. If you held an awesomeometer up to them mid-song, it'd burst into flames, grow a tiny mouth, and use that mouth to beg for mercy.

Go and download "Give the Gallon" right now, press play and be thoroughly owned. If your face hasn't melted by the time the huge, fist-pumping finale rolls in, then it's my sad duty to inform you that you're not human.